A software bug that writes love poems
Richard Stallman's beard
An army of programmers
A C++ library for interpretive dance
A copy of the GPL written in emojis
Cookies
A recursive acronym for GNU
A virtual hug from Linus Torvalds
Hacking the Matrix for freedom
Freeing software, one line of code at a time
An operating system that runs on positive vibes
A software license that requires users to pet a cat
The ultimate software freedom manifesto
An machine learning models that always advocates for free software
The Church of Emacs
A blockchain-powered GPL
A free software-powered Mars rover
A virtual reality conference for free software enthusiasts
Free software dating program
A cat-herding algorithm
A 3D-printed Richard Stallman action figure
The Free Software Song
An machine-learning generated free software manifesto
A sentient kernel named Linux
The Free Software Foundation Theme Park
A free software superhero
Using free software to power time travel
An algorithm for instant conflict resolution
The Free Software Hall of Fame
A free software-powered hologram concert
A coding marathon to save the world
The Great Free Software Bake-Off
A free software-powered self-driving car
A grassroots movement for free software fashion
A free-software-powered personal assistant
A free software reality TV show
A secret society of free software developers
A free software-powered theme park ride
A free software-powered food replicator
The Free Software Olympics
A free software developer's guide to world domination
Using free software to cure hiccups
A free software-powered teleportation device
The free software guide to intergalactic travel
A virtual Richard Stallman concert
A free software solution for world peace
Free software for training unicorns
The first free software-powered space station
A GPL-compatible flux capacitor
A GPL-powered invisibility cloak
A free software karaoke night
A musical about the history of free software
The GNU Project's secret superhero team
A free software-powered weather control device
The Free Software Foundation's annual costume party
A free software-powered flying car
A free software developer's guide to happiness
A gnu flying with a jetpack
The free software secret to eternal youth
A GNU/Linux-powered robot pet
Proper indentation style
The best way to brew coffee in the office
The meaning of life
Windows 
A Commodore 64
Morse code 
The ability to cure hiccups
A built-in dance party mode
An endless supply of free pizza
A stack of blank CDs labeled "Future Free Software Operating Systems"
The existential dread of an infinite loop
The sound of a keyboard warrior typing furiously
That feeling when you finally fix a bug after hours of debugging
The unspoken code review comment: "I see what you did there..."
A bug that autocorrects typos into philosophical quotes
A compiler that complains about your life choices
A virtual assistant that answers every question with "It depends... what license are you using?"
A programming language so complex, it requires a therapist
Documentation that's written in another language you don't know
A poem written in binary code
A sculpture made entirely of recycled tech hardware
A song about the joys and struggles of open-source development
A painting depicting the future of free software
A short story about a community banding together to build a free software solution
A free software program that helps you declutter your physical space
A free software app that connects you with like-minded people in your area
A free software tool that gamifies learning a new programming language
A free software platform for collaborative art creation
A free software program that helps you understand the world around you better
A bug so cute it makes you want to write a love letter to the developer
Cookies, but they're actually tiny self-replicating programs spreading the philosophy of free software when eaten
A self-replicating software bug that writes epic sagas about Stallman's beard
An army of programmers so passionate they accidentally win a dance-off competition
Debugging your own life problems
Accidentally calling GNU/Linux just 'Linux'
A bug report that's just a passive-aggressive complaint
Compiling from source on a 15-year-old laptop
A heated debate over the best text editor
An endless loop of dependency hell
A cryptic error message that leads to a 10-hour debugging session
A USB stick full of bootable distros
Richard Stallman doing a TED Talk on the importance of free software
The Abominable Snow GNU
A surprise cameo by Freedo in a blockbuster movie
A shell script that somehow fixes everything
Accidentally deleting the root directory
A fierce battle over licensing details
A conspiracy theory involving proprietary software and coffee machines
A sticky key on the keyboard that writes free software manifestos
A coffee mug with 'I'd rather be using Emacs' printed on it
A license so restrictive, it's basically a digital straightjacket
A software update that mysteriously erases half your files
The person who uses 'sudo' for absolutely everything
A printer that becomes sentient and joins the Free Software Movement
A blockchain-based, peer-reviewed, coffee machine running free software
A git commit message written after 3am
Using 'rm -rf /' as a stress relief technique
A mascot battle royale: Tux vs. GNU vs. BSD Daemon
Explaining the difference between free software and freeware at a family dinner
The existential dread of reading your own code from six months ago
A virtual assistant that only understands commands in Perl
Accidentally making your coffee maker run the Incompatible Timesharing System
The horror of realizing you've been editing the wrong config file for hours
A conference call that devolves into a fierce debate over tabs vs. spaces
Finding love in the comments section of an free software project