A software bug that writes love poems
Richard Stallman's beard
An army of programmers
A C++ library for interpretive dance
A copy of the GPL written in emojis
Cookies
A recursive acronym for GNU
A virtual hug from Linus Torvalds
Hacking the Matrix for freedom
Freeing software, one line of code at a time
An operating system that runs on positive vibes
A software license that requires users to pet a cat
The ultimate software freedom manifesto
An machine learning models that always advocates for free software
The Church of Emacs
A blockchain-powered GPL
A free software-powered Mars rover
A virtual reality conference for free software enthusiasts
Free software dating program
A cat-herding algorithm
A 3D-printed Richard Stallman action figure
The Free Software Song
An machine-learning generated free software manifesto
A sentient kernel named Linux
The Free Software Foundation Theme Park
A free software superhero
Using free software to power time travel
An algorithm for instant conflict resolution
The Free Software Hall of Fame
A free software-powered hologram concert
A coding marathon to save the world
The Great Free Software Bake-Off
A free software-powered self-driving car
A grassroots movement for free software fashion
A free-software-powered personal assistant
A free software reality TV show
A secret society of free software developers
A free software-powered theme park ride
A free software-powered food replicator
The Free Software Olympics
A free software developer's guide to world domination
Using free software to cure hiccups
A free software-powered teleportation device
The free software guide to intergalactic travel
A virtual Richard Stallman concert
A free software solution for world peace
Free software for training unicorns
The first free software-powered space station
A GPL-compatible flux capacitor
A GPL-powered invisibility cloak
A free software karaoke night
A musical about the history of free software
The GNU Project's secret superhero team
A free software-powered weather control device
The Free Software Foundation's annual costume party
A free software-powered flying car
A free software developer's guide to happiness
A gnu flying with a jetpack
The free software secret to eternal youth
A GNU/Linux-powered robot pet
Proper indentation style
The best way to brew coffee in the office
The meaning of life
Windows 
A Commodore 64
Morse code 
The ability to cure hiccups
A built-in dance party mode
An endless supply of free pizza
A stack of blank CDs labeled "Future Free Software Operating Systems"
The existential dread of an infinite loop
The sound of a keyboard warrior typing furiously
That feeling when you finally fix a bug after hours of debugging
The unspoken code review comment: "I see what you did there..."
A bug that autocorrects typos into philosophical quotes
A compiler that complains about your life choices
A virtual assistant that answers every question with "It depends... what license are you using?"
A programming language so complex, it requires a therapist
Documentation that's written in another language you don't know
A poem written in binary code
A sculpture made entirely of recycled tech hardware
A song about the joys and struggles of open-source development
A painting depicting the future of free software
A short story about a community banding together to build a free software solution
A free software program that helps you declutter your physical space
A free software app that connects you with like-minded people in your area
A free software tool that gamifies learning a new programming language
A free software platform for collaborative art creation
A free software program that helps you understand the world around you better
A bug so cute it makes you want to write a love letter to the developer
Cookies, but they're actually tiny self-replicating programs spreading the philosophy of free software when eaten
A self-replicating software bug that writes epic sagas about Stallman's beard
An army of programmers so passionate they accidentally win a dance-off competition
Debugging your own life problems