From 2ffcba8b669b9e730b9871a759b5b955943f891b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Jason Self Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2024 19:29:39 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Add some more answers --- answers | 33 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 32 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/answers b/answers index 6804f86..9572409 100644 --- a/answers +++ b/answers @@ -91,4 +91,35 @@ A bug so cute it makes you want to write a love letter to the developer Cookies, but they're actually tiny self-replicating programs spreading the philosophy of free software when eaten A self-replicating software bug that writes epic sagas about Stallman's beard An army of programmers so passionate they accidentally win a dance-off competition -Debugging your own life problems \ No newline at end of file +Debugging your own life problems +Accidentally calling GNU/Linux just 'Linux' +A bug report that's just a passive-aggressive complaint +Compiling from source on a 15-year-old laptop +A heated debate over the best text editor +An endless loop of dependency hell +A cryptic error message that leads to a 10-hour debugging session +A USB stick full of bootable distros +Richard Stallman doing a TED Talk on the importance of free software +The Abominable Snow GNU +A surprise cameo by Freedo in a blockbuster movie +A shell script that somehow fixes everything +Accidentally deleting the root directory +A fierce battle over licensing details +A conspiracy theory involving proprietary software and coffee machines +A sticky key on the keyboard that writes free software manifestos +A coffee mug with 'I'd rather be using Emacs' printed on it +A license so restrictive, it's basically a digital straightjacket +A software update that mysteriously erases half your files +The person who uses 'sudo' for absolutely everything +A printer that becomes sentient and joins the Free Software Movement +A blockchain-based, peer-reviewed, coffee machine running free software +A git commit message written after 3am +Using 'rm -rf /' as a stress relief technique +A mascot battle royale: Tux vs. GNU vs. BSD Daemon +Explaining the difference between free software and freeware at a family dinner +The existential dread of reading your own code from six months ago +A virtual assistant that only understands commands in Perl +Accidentally making your coffee maker run the Incompatible Timesharing System +The horror of realizing you've been editing the wrong config file for hours +A conference call that devolves into a fierce debate over tabs vs. spaces +Finding love in the comments section of an free software project \ No newline at end of file -- 2.31.1