+! The following Non Kitten Items were added by David Griffith for
+! Release 5
+!
+562: return "It's a cookie shaped like a kitten.";
+563: return "It's Professor Feedlebom.";
+564: return "A bottle of smelling salts.";
+565: return "Dinsdale!";
+566: return "An Enfield Mk3 rifle.";
+567: return "An M16 rifle.";
+568: return "An M1911A1 pistol.";
+569: return "An M9 pistol.";
+570: return "It's a gun of some sort.";
+571: return "An FN-FAL rifle.";
+572: return "An old rusty revolver.";
+573: return "An AK-47 rifle.";
+574: return "An AK-97 rifle.";
+575: return "A Remington 870 shotgun.";
+576: return "It's a NetBSD install CD.";
+577: return "It's a recursive recursive recursive recursive recursive...";
+578: return "It's Brian Kernigan.";
+579: return "It's Dennis Ritchie.";
+580: return "It's nothing in particular.";
+581: return "Just a box of backscratchers.";
+582: return "An expired transistor.";
+583: return "Air.";
+584: return "A steam-powered bunnytron.";
+585: return "Heeeeeeeeeeeeres Johnny!";
+586: return "It's a catalog from some company called Infocom.";
+587: return "A dark-emitting diode.";
+588: return "A 256 kilobyte write-only memory chip.";
+589: return "A box of brand-new nixie tubes.";
+590: return "Alien underwear.";
+591: return "A sack of hammers.";
+592: return "A sack of wet mice.";
+593: return "A sack of doorknobs.";
+594: return "A rusty melon-baller.";
+595: return "An atomic vector plotter.";
+596: return "You really don't want to know what this is.";
+597: return "A 100 meter long chain of jumbo paper clips.";
+598: return "A cockatoo shrieks at you.";
+599: return "It's Mary Poppins!";
+600: return "A slightly-used smellovision set.";
+601: return "Doodles Weaver is here looking over a horse race schedule.";
+602: return "An overflowing bit bucket.";